Funny Phrases

2761. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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Funny Phrases

2762. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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Funny Places

2763. Bitchfield, England

See also English.

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Funny Words

2764. Yaint

Contraction of "you are all not." See also Slang.

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Funny Insults

2765. If You're Here, Who's Guarding Hades?

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Funny Conveyances

2766. Fuxing

A type of Chinese high-speed train with a very dirty-sounding name. See also Chinese, Profanity.

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Funny Places

2767. Y

A village in France with 29 inhabitants. See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2768. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

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Funny Euphemisms

2769. Hot Bean Water

Otherwise known as coffee. See also Coffee.

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Funny Names

2770. Sheldon, CEO of Shell Oil Corp

This is the name of my cat. See also Cats.

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