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Funny Questions
2771. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.
Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...
Funny Clothes
2772. Ranger Panties
What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.
Funny Drinks
2773. Hammer
Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.
Funny Drinks
2777. Ritz Crackers
They take a while to suck through a straw, but they sure taste good.
Funny Sayings
2780. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.
See also Cars.