Funny Things to Do

2771. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.

I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.

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Funny Things to Do

2772. Walk into Seaworld with a Fishing Pole

See also Pranks.

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Funny Advice

2773. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

2774. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2775. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Books

2776. Don't Read This

A guide to reverse psychology.

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Funny Things to Do

2777. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2778. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2779. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Observations

2780. By Day, I'm Just an Ordinary Person, but by Night, I'm the Same Person, Only It's Nighttime

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