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2791. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 8 Comments | 96 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2792. Twice Baked Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2018| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2793. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 8 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2794. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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2795. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

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2796. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2798. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2799. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

Added by Brockabston on April 18, 2018| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2800. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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