Funny Things

2831. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator

I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also Math, Unnecessary, Useless.

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Funny Euphemisms

2832. Man Glitter

Also known as sawdust.

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Funny Phobias

2833. Arachnurinalphobia

The fear of spiders in your toilet. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

2834. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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Funny Insults

2835. You're a Yellow Marker That Was Used to Color over Something Darker and is Now Dirty Yellow

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Funny Places

2836. El Pueblo De Nuestra Señora La Reina De Los Ángeles Del Río De Porciúncula

Or, L.A. for short. See also California.

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Funny Phrases

2837. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

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Funny Diseases

2838. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

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Funny Sayings

2839. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Euphemisms

2840. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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