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Funny Sayings
2821. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
2822. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.
Funny Observations
2823. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.
Funny Things to Do
2824. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.
I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.
Funny Advice
2826. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs
That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!
Funny Things to Do
2828. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"
Everyone hates a literalist.
Funny Things to Do
2830. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.
See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.