Funny Nicknames

2821. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

2822. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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Funny Questions

2823. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

2824. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

2825. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"

"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

2826. Falling in the Shower and Grabbing the Water to Pull Yourself Back Up

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Funny Foods

2827. Spam Musubi

A slice of spam, block of rice, and seaweed sold in Hawaii. Actually pretty tasty. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Phobias

2828. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Satan.

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Funny Places

2829. A Classroom with the Window Open

OMG, a taste of the world! See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

2830. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.

How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.

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