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Funny Drinks

2821. Warm Water

Also known as tea without flavor.

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Funny Names

2822. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

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Funny Questions

2823. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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Funny Things to Do

2824. Calling out "There's No Toilet Paper in Here!" in a Walmart Dressing Room

See also Pranks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2825. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2826. What is the Difference Between Me and You?

We are two different people.

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Funny Advice

2827. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

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Funny Words

2828. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Quotes

2829. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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Funny Advice

2830. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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