Funny Foods

2851. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

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Funny Places

2852. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2853. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

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Funny Insults

2854. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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Funny Sayings

2855. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Funny Things to Do

2856. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

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Funny Things to Do

2857. Eating Peanut Butter with a Spoon

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Funny Questions

2858. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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Funny Questions

2859. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2860. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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