Funny Anti-Jokes

2901. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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Funny Products

2902. Fanny Bank Shop

A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

2903. Is orange, the fruit, called orange because it is orange or is orange, the color, called orange because it looks like the fruit?

See also Fruits.

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Funny Questions

2904. You Shut the Oven Off, Right?

Every person ever going on a long trip.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2905. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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Funny Books

2906. Signed Copies of the Bible

What? Does god sign it? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

2907. Febreezus Christ

For someone who uses too much Febreeze.

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Funny Animals

2908. Thisanimalia Doesnotexsistius

The scientific name for a unicorn. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

2909. You Know when You're a 90's Kid when You Look at Your Birth Certificate and It Says You Were Born in a Year Between 1990 and 1999

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Funny Things to Do

2910. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

See also Christmas, Religion.

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