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Funny Anti-Jokes
2903. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
Funny Things to Do
2905. Studying
The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.
Funny Clothes
2907. Eargloves
When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.
Funny Things to Do
2908. Inflating a Juice Box Through a Straw
And then sucking the juice-flavored air, wishing you had more juice.
Funny Things to Do
2909. Wi-fi Dowsing
Holding your phone out in front of you while trying to find he area with the fastest wi-fi. See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Things to Do
2910. Wearing an Untied Bowtie
Three drinks into party, someone is bound to do this. See also Drunk, Old-Timey.