Funny Sayings

2891. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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Funny Things to Do

2892. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Phrases

2893. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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Funny Places

2894. Gosh

The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Funny Euphemisms

2895. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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Funny Questions

2896. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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Funny Sayings

2897. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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Funny Diseases

2898. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2899. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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Funny Products

2900. Fanny Bank Shop

A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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