Funny Advice

2891. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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Funny Dances

2892. The Monster Mash

In the song they never really say how to do it, they just tell you to do the Monster Mash. See also Halloween.

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Funny Nicknames

2893. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

2894. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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Funny Questions

2895. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

2896. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

2897. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"

"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

2898. Falling in the Shower and Grabbing the Water to Pull Yourself Back Up

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Funny Foods

2899. Spam Musubi

A slice of spam, block of rice, and seaweed sold in Hawaii. Actually pretty tasty. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Phobias

2900. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Satan.

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