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Funny Jobs
2892. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Questions
2893. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?
Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.
Funny Things
2896. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Things
2897. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
2900. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years
See also Babies.