Funny Euphemisms

2891. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Questions

2892. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2893. Amazon Prime and Relax

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2894. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

2895. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2896. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

2897. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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Funny Questions

2898. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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Funny Foods

2899. Diet-flavoured Peanuts

A packet of salt.

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Funny Quotes

2900. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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