Funny Quotes

2891. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.

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Funny Questions

2892. What Does “IDK” Mean?

No one knows. I’ve been asking everyone.

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Funny Sayings

2893. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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Funny Things to Do

2894. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Phrases

2895. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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Funny Places

2896. Gosh

The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Funny Euphemisms

2897. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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Funny Questions

2898. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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Funny Sayings

2899. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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Funny Diseases

2900. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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