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Funny Insults
2891. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Observations
2892. Lazy Fact #1725402648207549
You were too lazy to read that number. See also Lazy.
Funny Questions
2894. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?
So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.
Funny Questions
2895. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.
Funny Quotes
2896. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.
Funny Quotes
2897. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Funny Quotes
2898. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg