Funny Questions

2891. Is a Zebra White with Black Stripes or Black with White Stripes?

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Funny Things

2892. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

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Funny Questions

2893. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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Funny Words

2894. Bokeh

The blurred quality or effect seen in the out-of-focus portion of a photograph taken with a narrow depth of field.

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Funny Advice

2895. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

2896. Bee Sauce

Also known as honey. See also Bees.

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Funny Things

2897. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

2898. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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Funny Phrases

2899. Twice Baked Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

2900. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

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