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Funny Words
2892. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2893. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Things to Do
2894. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing
You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.
Funny Jobs
2897. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
2898. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.