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Funny Observations
2941. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.
Funny Quotes
2942. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
See also Friends.
Funny Quotes
2943. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."
- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.
Funny Sayings
2945. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead
Me every day. See also Weekends.
Funny Things to Do
2946. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives
Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Phrases
2947. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game
Greatest headline ever on 538.com.
Funny Questions
2950. Who is Looking at This Entry?
You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.