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Funny Words
2942. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2943. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Things to Do
2944. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing
You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.
Funny Jobs
2947. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
2948. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.