Funny Things to Do

2941. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

See also Fish, Pets, Pranks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2942. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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Funny Instruments

2943. An Ugly Stick

Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.

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Funny Questions

2944. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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Funny Questions

2945. If Pro Means Good and Con Means Bad is Prostitution Good and the Constitution Bad?

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Funny Euphemisms

2946. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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Funny Names

2947. Clive Staples Lewis

No wonder he called himself C.S Lewis. See also Literature.

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Funny Observations

2948. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before

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Funny Observations

2949. Things Are Not on Fire, Fire is on Things

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Funny Observations

2950. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch

See also Body.

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