Funny Quotes

2911. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Advice

2912. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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Funny Animals

2913. Ittibittium

A genus of very small sea snails.

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Funny Animals

2914. Adactylidium

A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.

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Funny Animals

2915. Billy Goats

Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.

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Funny Insults

2916. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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Funny Observations

2917. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang

See also Parents.

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Funny Phobias

2918. Nothingatallophobia

Also known as courage.

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Funny Phobias

2919. Euphobia

The fear of good news.

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Funny Phobias

2920. Globophobia

The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.

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