Funny Sayings

2921. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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Funny Instruments

2922. Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

2923. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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Funny Nicknames

2924. You!

What strangers call me.

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Funny Euphemisms

2925. Twisty Fixers

Also known as screwdrivers. See also Tools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2926. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

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Funny Sayings

2927. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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Funny Things to Do

2928. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

2929. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

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Funny Dances

2930. Bird of Paradise Courtship Dance

Like this guy. See also Birds.

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