Funny Sayings

2961. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Funny Things to Do

2962. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

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Funny Things to Do

2963. Eating Peanut Butter with a Spoon

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Funny Questions

2964. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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Funny Questions

2965. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2966. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

2967. You're Like Rapunzel, Except You Don't Let Your Hair Down, You Let Everyone Else Down.

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Funny Phrases

2968. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

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Funny Questions

2969. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Places

2970. Taco Bell in the Center of the Pentagon

There is a Taco Bell in the center of the Pentagon. I guess the people who work there have to eat something. See also Fast Food, Military.

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