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Funny Anti-Jokes
2961. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?
They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.
Funny Quotes
2962. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
2964. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.
Funny Things to Do
2965. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Funny Words
2966. Y'all'd've
A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.
Funny Euphemisms
2970. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake
AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.