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Funny Anti-Jokes
2991. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?
Because doors aren't supposed to talk.
Funny Nicknames
2994. The Dalai Drama
Your friend who can't help but start unnecessary drama. See also Religion.
Funny Places
2995. Hamburger University
McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
2996. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal
And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.
Funny Words
2998. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2999. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Things to Do
3000. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing
You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.