Funny Euphemisms

3041. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3042. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

3043. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3044. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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Funny Euphemisms

3045. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

3046. Picking Up Nerf Bullets

Takes the fun out of Nerf wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

3047. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

3048. Fresh Tomato Pureé

Ketchup.

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Funny Dances

3049. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

3050. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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