Funny Euphemisms

3071. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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Funny Jobs

3072. Naming Colors for Nail Polish and Mens' Shirts

See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Places

3073. Most Serene Republic of San Marino

Good luck getting this name to fit on the map. San Marino, an independent country enclaved inside Italy, is about as large as Staten Island. See also Italian.

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Funny Euphemisms

3074. The Thing You Say to Make It Sound Okay

Euphemism for a euphemism.

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Funny Euphemisms

3075. Fountain Mountain

A volcano.

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Funny Questions

3076. Internet Explorer is Not Your Default Browser. Set as Default?

Thanks, but no thanks. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Things to Do

3077. Tapping the Top of the Doorway as You Go Past

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Funny Foods

3078. Lutefisk

A Minnesota Heritage Food, it's made of cod and looks like a withered-up squid.

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Funny Places

3079. McDonald's in a Hospital

After you go in for a quadruple bypass, go for yet another greasy Big Mac. See also Doctors, Fast Food.

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Funny Things to Do

3080. Pretending to Smoke Using the Clouds You Breathe in Cold Weather

See also Smoking, Winter.

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