Funny Phrases

3081. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

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Funny Sayings

3082. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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Funny Instruments

3083. Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

3084. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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Funny Nicknames

3085. You!

What strangers call me.

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Funny Euphemisms

3086. Twisty Fixers

Also known as screwdrivers. See also Tools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3087. What Do You Call a Man with a Phone?

Normal.

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Funny Sayings

3088. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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Funny Things to Do

3089. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3090. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

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