Funny Anti-Jokes

3081. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

3082. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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Funny Euphemisms

3083. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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Funny Foods

3084. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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Funny Things to Do

3085. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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Funny Euphemisms

3086. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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Funny Foods

3087. Tide Pods

Wait a minute...

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Funny Phrases

3088. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

3089. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

3090. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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