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3082. Flipase
The enzyme that transfers phospholipids from one side of a cell membrane to another. It has a very sciencey name. See also Science.
Funny Words
3083. Concatenate
Word that simply means to join two things together. Used often in computer programming. See also Computers.
Funny Diseases
3085. Pageantitis Follicles
Ladies hair done up BIG! for beauty pageants, weddings, proms, etc.
Funny Names
3086. Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned
An English Preacher, he had a famous son who was an economist named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. See also Religion.
Funny Names
3087. States Rights Gist
A confederate general whose father felt so strongly that the Union was oppressing them he named his son after the Lost Cause. See also Politics.
Funny Places
3088. Killjoy University
The alma mater of your acquaintance who has no sense of humor. See also College.
Funny Products
3089. My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay Shop
A Nintendo DSA video game for stopping smoking. Rated E for everyone. See also Smoking, Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
3090. Starin' at Butts
1. Find an ashtray outside a building
2. Squat and just stare at it
3. Someone asks "what are you doing?"
4. Reply "Starin' at butts"