Funny Sayings

3081. David, You Left Your Phone at My House

World's dumbest text. See also Phones.

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Funny Euphemisms

3082. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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Funny T-Shirts

3083. Flip T-shirts Shop

Ask me about my ninja disguise. And then, boom!

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Funny Animals

3084. Quokkas

A marsupial found in Western Australia that's related to kangaroos and wallabies. Let's call this li'l critter a quokka, mate! See also Australian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3085. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

3086. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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Funny Euphemisms

3087. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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Funny Foods

3088. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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Funny Things to Do

3089. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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Funny Euphemisms

3090. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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