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Funny Sayings

3131. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

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Funny Advice

3132. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.

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Funny Phrases

3133. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

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Funny Words

3134. Zhuzh

To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHo͝oSH.

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Funny Phrases

3135. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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Funny Things

3136. Metal Slides

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Forget this.

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Funny Insults

3137. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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Funny Phobias

3138. Snake Clowns

Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

3139. Where Do Animals Go if They Lose Their Tails?

The retail store.

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Funny Questions

3140. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?

It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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