Funny Sayings

3161. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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Funny Dances

3162. The Existential Crisis

Lay face-down on the ground. Flail your arms by your sides.

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Funny Phrases

3163. There Will be Consequences!

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Funny Clothes

3164. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

3165. Jeff the Giraffe

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Funny Nicknames

3166. The First Letter of Your Surname Switched with the First Letter of Your First Name

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Funny Places

3167. East, West Virginia

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Funny Questions

3168. Why Don't They Have Flavoured Hay for Horses?

See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

3169. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

3170. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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