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3181. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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3182. Bee Sauce

Also known as honey. See also Bees.

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3183. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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3184. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 8 Comments | 101 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3185. Twice Baked Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2018| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3186. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 8 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3187. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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3188. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

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3189. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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