Funny Anti-Jokes

3181. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

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Funny Insults

3182. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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Funny Sayings

3183. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Funny Things to Do

3184. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

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Funny Things to Do

3185. Eating Peanut Butter with a Spoon

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Funny Questions

3186. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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Funny Questions

3187. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3188. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

3189. You're Like Rapunzel, Except You Don't Let Your Hair Down, You Let Everyone Else Down.

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Funny Phrases

3190. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

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