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Funny Places
3181. Hamburger University
McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
3182. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal
And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.
Funny Words
3184. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3185. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Things to Do
3186. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing
You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.
Funny Jobs
3189. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3190. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.