Funny Euphemisms

3181. Feet Pajamas

Also know as slippers.

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Funny Insults

3182. You're a Yellow Marker That Was Used to Color over Something Darker and is Now Dirty Yellow

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Funny Places

3183. El Pueblo De Nuestra Señora La Reina De Los Ángeles Del Río De Porciúncula

Or, L.A. for short. See also California.

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Funny Phrases

3184. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

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Funny Diseases

3185. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

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Funny Sayings

3186. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Euphemisms

3187. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Sayings

3188. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid

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Funny Things to Do

3189. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3190. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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