Funny Anti-Jokes

3191. Did You Hear About the Race Between the Lettuce and the Tomato?

No.

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Funny Insults

3192. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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Funny Songs

3193. Torsken Kommer NÃ¥

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

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Funny Diseases

3194. Anti-Social Mood Disorder

Um, "being a jerk," right? See also Antisocial.

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Funny Euphemisms

3195. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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Funny Tattoos

3196. I Ate My Cat

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Funny Instruments

3197. Flageolets

A woodwind and a member of the fipple flute family.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3198. What Happend to the Kid That Procrastinated?

He had to rush last minute.

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Funny Songs

3199. The Kars 4 Kids Song

"Hello, Samsung? My TV hasn't been working properly ever since I threw an ax at it because the Kars 4 Kids commercial was on." See also Children, Commercials, Music.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3200. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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