Funny Anti-Jokes

3231. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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Funny Nicknames

3232. Cheeto von Tweeto

Nickname for Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Things to Do

3233. Getting a Bike for Christmas

Merry Christmas. See also Christmas, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

3234. Couples Who Shower Together

To reduce water costs, right?

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Funny Nicknames

3235. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Every dog ever. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

3236. Autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

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Funny Dances

3237. The Stupid Goat

Get on all fours and act like a goat. See also Goats.

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Funny Things

3238. Doghouses

I've never seen one in real life or known anyone who owns one. I think the cartoonists made this one up. See also Cartoons, Dogs, Old-Timey.

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Funny Diseases

3239. Clinomania

The excessive desire to stay in bed. See also Sleep.

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Funny Places

3240. Eyjafjallajökull

The Icelandic volcano that shut down much of Europe in 2010. Say ay-yaf-yat-LA-yer-kittle.

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