Funny Euphemisms

3231. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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3232. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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Funny Foods

3233. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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Funny Things to Do

3234. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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3235. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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3236. Tide Pods

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Funny Phrases

3237. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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3238. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

3239. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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3240. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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