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Funny Things to Do
3231. Not Letting Your Children Win
If you want to become basketball champion, you have to get through me first!
Funny Anti-Jokes
3232. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?
Because doors aren't supposed to talk.
Funny Nicknames
3235. The Dalai Drama
Your friend who can't help but start unnecessary drama. See also Religion.
Funny Places
3236. Hamburger University
McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
3237. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal
And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.
Funny Words
3239. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3240. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.