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Funny Anti-Jokes
3272. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?
A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.
Funny Things to Do
3273. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get
And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.
Funny Euphemisms
3276. Dreadnought in Port
Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Insults
3277. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!
Shakespearean insult from
Funny Animals
3279. The Great Tit
A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
3280. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window
Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.