Funny Anti-Jokes

3261. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

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Funny Diseases

3262. Jargon Aphasia

A disease that causes people to speak random words, thinking that they make sense.

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Funny Things

3263. Group Projects

They only teach you one thing—trust nobody. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3264. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

3265. Drinking Water with a Straw

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Funny Words

3266. Schrottschenken

German word for giving trash as presents. See also German, Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

3267. Q-Tip

For tall people with puffy hair.

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Funny Things to Do

3268. Trying to Screenshot on Your Phone, but Shutting it off Instead and Seeing Your Depressed Face Reflected in the Black Screen

See also Technology.

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Funny Foods

3269. McSoup

Three McDonald's sauces plus hot water.

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Funny Products

3270. Schnozzle Boogie Mist Shop

Yech.

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