Funny Insults

3321. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

3322. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3323. Staring at the Word Concentrate

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Funny Words

3324. Bobsy-die

A New Zealand word for a commotion or a great deal of fuss or trouble. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Things to Do

3325. Wrestling a Bean Bag

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Funny Questions

3326. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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Funny Advice

3327. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

3328. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket

Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.

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Funny Drinks

3329. Red Coffee

Red Bull and coffee.

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Funny People

3330. Tom Ketchup

The inventor of ketchup. See also Made Up.

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