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Funny Insults
3371. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You
See also Lazy.
Funny Insults
3372. PG Insults
You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!
Funny Quotes
3373. "Luke, I am your father."
Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.
Funny Names
3375. Yolanda Squatpump
Funny Anti-Jokes
3378. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?
They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.
Funny Insults
3379. Unwashed Sock
Funny Phobias
3380. Koutaliaphobia
The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.