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Funny Anti-Jokes
3371. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
3372. In Holy Mattress Money
When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3375. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3377. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3378. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Words
3380. Bobsy-die
A New Zealand word for a commotion or a great deal of fuss or trouble. See also New Zealand.