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Funny Anti-Jokes
3332. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3334. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3335. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Words
3337. Bobsy-die
A New Zealand word for a commotion or a great deal of fuss or trouble. See also New Zealand.
Funny Questions
3339. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?
Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.
Funny Advice
3340. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would
If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.