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Funny Sayings
3331. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
Funny Advice
3332. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Phrases
3333. Devenir Chêvre
French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.
Funny Words
3334. Zhuzh
To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHoÍoSH.
Funny Phrases
3335. Det Var Helt Texas
How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.
Funny Insults
3337. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Phobias
3338. Snake Clowns
Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.
Funny Questions
3340. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?
It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.