Funny Anti-Jokes

3331. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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Funny Questions

3332. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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Funny Sayings

3333. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

3334. Using Pretzel Rods to Make Yourself Look Like a Walrus

See also Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

3335. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

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Funny Things to Do

3336. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection

I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?

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Funny Videos

3337. French Door, Our Favorite Store

A hot new dress to show off my tan! See also Commercials.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3338. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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Funny Insults

3339. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

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Funny Sayings

3340. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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