Funny Nicknames

3351. KaTasha

When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3352. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

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Funny Sayings

3353. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.

See also Math.

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Funny Tattoos

3354. Your Own Name on Your Wrist

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Funny Words

3355. Noops

Spoon backwards. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3356. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?

A pool table.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3357. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?

Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Things to Do

3358. Digging a Hole While Failing to Hit a Golf Ball

See also Cartoons, Golf, Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3359. Why Was the Lone Ranger Buried on the Side of the Hill?

Because he was dead.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3360. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?

A giraffe. What else would you call it?

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