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Funny Jobs
3421. Professional Lazer Tager
A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
Funny Things to Do
3422. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop
Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3424. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?
It's really hard for him to walk now.
Funny Quotes
3428. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."
Screw English.
Funny Sayings
3429. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
Funny Things to Do
3430. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym
Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.