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Funny Jobs
3461. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
3463. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
Funny Advice
3464. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Phrases
3465. Devenir Chêvre
French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.
Funny Words
3466. Zhuzh
To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHoÍoSH.
Funny Phrases
3467. Det Var Helt Texas
How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.
Funny Insults
3469. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Phobias
3470. Snake Clowns
Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.