Funny People

3451. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year

How come we never see the year in middle age?

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Funny Things to Do

3452. Stuffing a Pillow Under Your Shirt to Look Pregnant

See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Words

3453. Gaberlunzie

A Scottish word for a licensed, wandering beggar. See also Scottish.

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Funny Advice

3454. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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Funny Foods

3455. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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Funny Sayings

3456. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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Funny Phobias

3457. Achievemephobia

The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.

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Funny Advice

3458. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Books

3459. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3460. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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