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Funny Places
3492. Peanut-Free Zones
Sections of an elementary school that are often completely empty. See also Schools.
Funny Jobs
3495. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
3497. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
Funny Advice
3498. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Phrases
3499. Devenir Chêvre
French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.
Funny Words
3500. Zhuzh
To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHoÍoSH.