Funny Things to Do

3491. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get

And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.

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Funny Advice

3492. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

3493. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

3494. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

3495. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

3496. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Animals

3497. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

3498. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

3499. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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Funny Questions

3500. Oh Yeah?

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