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Funny Jobs
3493. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3494. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3499. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.