Funny Insults

3491. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

3492. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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Funny Euphemisms

3493. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

3494. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

3495. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

3496. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3497. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

3498. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

3499. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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Funny Things to Do

3500. Trying to Do Everything with Your Feet

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