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Funny Questions
3492. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.
Funny People
3494. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies
They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.
Funny Sayings
3495. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Advice
3496. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
3498. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3499. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
3500. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.