Funny Anti-Jokes

3521. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

3522. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

3523. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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Funny Things to Do

3524. Trying to Do Everything with Your Feet

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Funny Animals

3525. Gyrfalcon

A real bird with a fantasy name. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

3526. Chubberalls

American flag USA overall shorts.

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Funny Places

3527. Wankers Corner, Oregon

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Funny Tattoos

3528. A Baby Demon in a Soiled Diaper

A friend has one this. He claims he asked for Capri pants.

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Funny Things to Do

3529. Throwing Baseballs That Ignite in Flame

And breaking the batter's bat. See also Baseball, Old-Timey.

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Funny Phobias

3530. Submechanophobia

Fear of man-made objects under water. See also Water.

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