Funny Euphemisms

3521. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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Funny Tattoos

3522. I Ate My Cat

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Funny Instruments

3523. Flageolets

A woodwind and a member of the fipple flute family.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3524. What Happend to the Kid That Procrastinated?

He had to rush last minute.

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Funny Songs

3525. The Kars 4 Kids Song

"Hello, Samsung? My TV hasn't been working properly ever since I threw an ax at it because the Kars 4 Kids commercial was on." See also Children, Commercials, Music.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3526. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

3527. Ramen

For the curly-haired friend.

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Funny Things to Do

3528. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite

And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

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Funny Words

3529. Covfefe

A word recently invented by our president. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

3530. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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