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Funny Sayings

3551. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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Funny Questions

3552. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3553. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

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Funny Drinks

3554. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Words

3555. Unremacadamized

Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3556. What's the Difference Between Donald Trump and Apples?

Everything. See also Fruit, Politics.

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Funny Insults

3557. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

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Funny Insults

3558. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

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Funny Things to Do

3559. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

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Funny Names

3560. Puck-Man

Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.

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