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3531. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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3532. A Grape

As you age it'll turn into a raisin.

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3533. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles

You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.

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3534. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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Funny Quotes

3536. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3537. What's More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?

Falling on them.

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Funny Names

3538. Yolanda Squatpump

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Funny Things to Do

3539. Tying Your Hair into a Horn and Poking People with It.

Funny Anti-Jokes

3540. What is Red and is Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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