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Funny Questions
3511. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3512. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?
Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.
Funny Drinks
3513. The Angry German
Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Words
3514. Unremacadamized
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Funny Insults
3516. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
Funny Insults
3517. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
Funny Things to Do
3518. Gastromancy
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.
Funny Names
3519. Puck-Man
Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.