Funny Anti-Jokes

3501. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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Funny Words

3502. Pahoehoe

A type of lava. See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

3503. Pickle in the Middle

I'm the middle child and I love pickles.

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Funny Nicknames

3504. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

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Funny Dances

3505. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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Funny Questions

3506. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

3507. Grassy Knolls and Gassy Holes

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Funny Questions

3508. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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Funny Sayings

3509. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3510. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

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