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3501. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

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Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.

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The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

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To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

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I have a substitute teacher, but I never know his name, and looks like he's 7 feet tall. See also Teachers.

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Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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