Funny Things to Do

3471. Calling Someone to Tell Them You Can't Talk Right Now

See also Telephones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3472. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Phrases

3473. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

3474. Calling to Reserve a Table at McDonald's

See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Animals

3475. Catbra

A cross between a zebra and a cat. See also Cats, Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3476. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?

Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.

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Funny Instruments

3477. Animal Intestines and a Stick

Also known as a violin.

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Funny Insults

3478. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

3479. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3480. Staring at the Word Concentrate

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