Funny Anti-Jokes

3441. What Do You Call an Elephant with a Tail?

An elephant.

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Funny Insults

3442. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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Funny Questions

3443. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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Funny Advice

3444. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

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Funny Movies

3445. Mac and Me

A rip-off of E.T. and one of the worst movies ever made. See also Aliens.

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Funny Things to Do

3446. Watching Dead Bodies in Movies to Try to Catch Them Breathing

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Funny Things to Do

3447. Trying to See How Many People You Can Fit into a Telephone Booth

A pastime of the Roaring Twenties, when people just had nothing better to do. See also 20's, Old-Timey, Telephones.

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Funny Things to Do

3448. Defying Gravity by Not Looking Down

Hey, it works in the cartoons! See also Cartoons, Physics.

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Funny Advice

3449. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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Funny Questions

3450. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?

He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.

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