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Funny Quotes
3411. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
3413. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.
Funny Things to Do
3414. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Funny Words
3415. Y'all'd've
A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.
Funny Euphemisms
3419. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake
AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.
Funny Places
3420. Las Vegas, New Mexico
Don't be fooled, there is no gambling here. Or anything, for that matter.