Funny Phrases

3591. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

3592. Dumping a Cold Bucket of Water on a Drunkard

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3593. Can You Jump Higher than a Mountain?

Everyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can't jump.

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Funny Nicknames

3594. Danger Noodle

Like Nope Rope, another nickname for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

3595. Whats the Most Common Cause of Dry Skin?

Towels.

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Funny Advice

3596. Keep Your Rage in the Cage

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Funny Books

3597. How to Avoid Huge Ships

Exactly that. See also Boats.

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Funny Names

3598. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Phobias

3599. Pogonophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of beards. See also Hair.

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Funny Phobias

3600. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

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