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Funny Sayings

3591. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3592. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

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Funny Drinks

3593. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

3594. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

3595. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Insults

3596. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!

A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Dances

3597. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

3598. Great Doodle

Cross between a great dane and poodle. See also Dogs.

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Funny Foods

3599. Farturas

Portuguese pastries. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

3600. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

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