7 Entries Tagged “Boats”

Funny Quotes

1. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 28, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. Bathtubs are the Opposite of Boats

See also Bathroom, Boats.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

4. Flex Tape

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with 12 inch waterproof tape. Go watch it. See also Boats, Commercials.

Added by IDONTKNOW on August 12, 2018| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships

A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on October 18, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

6. How to Avoid Huge Ships

Exactly that. See also Boats.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

Added by a Guest on May 2, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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