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“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 28, 2022 | You Like This |

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I changed "How to build a boat" to "Building Boats for Dummies" When I told my mother what book I'd bring, she rolled her eyes and walked away

Chickenoob76 on August 8, 2022

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