Funny Insults

3101. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Names

3102. Fred Fredson

One of my grandfather's friends. Real guy. See also Redundant.

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Funny Names

3103. Tim Pppppppppprice

A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.

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Funny Names

3104. Ceejay A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi

Formerly just Ceejay Epton, she changed her name because she thought it would help her son learn the alphabet.

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Funny Names

3105. GoldenPalace.com

Formerly Terri Illigan, she sold her name on eBay for $15,199. See also Internet.

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Funny Things to Do

3106. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

3107. You Ding Dong

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Funny Foods

3108. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

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Funny Places

3109. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3110. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

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