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Funny Sayings
3061. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Advice
3062. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
3064. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3065. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
3066. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3067. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?
They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.
Funny Quotes
3068. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
3070. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.