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2731. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.

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Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Also known as the sun.

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You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

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Good at math. See also Math.

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A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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