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Funny Insults
2732. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."
- Samuel Johnson
Funny Insults
2733. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!
How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.
Funny Insults
2734. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Observations
2735. Lazy Fact #1725402648207549
You were too lazy to read that number. See also Lazy.
Funny Questions
2737. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?
So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.
Funny Questions
2738. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.
Funny Quotes
2739. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.