Funny Quotes

6621. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

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Funny Names

6622. Cornelius

Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.

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Funny Nicknames

6623. Fatty Fatty Bom Bom

Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."

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Funny People

6624. DJ Joey Jam

Resident mix master on Norwegian Cruise Line's newest pleasure boat, the Norwegian Gem. See also Travel.

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Funny Euphemisms

6625. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

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Funny Names

6626. Eric Shin

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny People

6627. Dr. Laura Schlessinger

See also 90's.

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Funny Sayings

6628. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

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Funny Words

6629. Flume

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Funny Clothes

6630. Coconut Bras Shop

For when a seashell bra won’t do. See also Lingerie, Tropical.

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