Funny Diseases

6621. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things

6622. Harpoons

For killin' whales and sh*t, yo!

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Funny Words

6623. Blunderguff

A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Clothes

6624. Half-Tuxedo, Half-Dress

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

6625. Not Toward

Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.

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Funny Songs

6626. Working for the Weekend Shop

So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.

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Funny Clothes

6627. Inflatable Shoes Shop

E.g. the Reebok Pump and Nike Air Pressure. See also 80's.

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Funny Things

6628. Swag

The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

6629. Pants

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Funny Clothes

6630. LA Gear

Somehow even the celebrity endorsements of Michael Jackson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Belinda Carlisle couldn't sell these bedazzled shoes to Middle America. See also 80's.

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