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Funny People
6641. Hooker With a Heart of Gold
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.
Funny Things to Do
6642. Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.
Funny Words
6643. Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."
Funny Animals
6645. Cockapoo
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, this pup is the alpha and omega of canine sophomoric humor. See also Pets.
Funny Words
6647. Monkeyshines
Useful when "shenanigans" just doesn't cut it. See also Elderly, Pranks, Sophomoric.
Funny Foods
6648. Kraft® Parmesan Cheese
I'm thinking of the stuff that came in the green-foil can, not what they're trying to sell today. Regardless, neither should be considered food. See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
6649. Toe Cleavage
According to Wikipedia, "toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp." See also Body.