Funny Phrases

6691. Full Blast

The optimal setting for car's air conditioner on a hot day.

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Funny Things to Do

6692. Clogging

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Funny Diseases

6693. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

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Funny Products

6694. Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps Shop

I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.

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Funny Songs

6695. Yes, We Have No Bananas Shop

Famous Billy Jones song from the 1920's. See also 20's, Food.

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Funny Clothes

6696. Fake Leather Jackets Shop

C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.

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Funny Conveyances

6697. Mini Bikes

Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.

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Funny Toys

6698. Sit 'N Spin

Exactly that—kid sits on a plastic circle and cranks a smaller circle, causing kid to spin around. Available in landfills everywhere. See also 70's.

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Funny Conveyances

6699. Sneakers With Wheels

As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.

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Funny Jobs

6700. Herpetologist

Someone who studies frogs (and reptiles and other amphibians). See also Science.

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