azraelonikidd's Entries

Funny Advice

1. How Do You Drown a Hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2. Why Can’t You Hear a Pterodactyl Go to the Bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven???

Because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call an Apology Written in Dots and Dashes?

Re-Morse code.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. A Man Walks into a Bar....

“Ouch.”

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. What Did the Man Say to the Hoe?

Begone T H O T

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

7. A Woman in Labor Suddenly Shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

8. A Demon and an Angel Walk into a Bar...

It's not a joke, it's an episode of Supernatural.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. How Does Moses Make Tea?

He brews.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Why Don’t Calculus Majors Throw House Parties?

Because you should never drink and derive. See also Math.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

azraelonikidd

15 Entries
1 Comment

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.