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Funny Animals

11. What Do You Call a Snake That's 3.14 Meters Long?

a Pi-thon See also Math, Snakes.

Added by azraelonikidd on October 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

12. Doctor: "I'm Sorry but You Suffer from a Terminal Illness and Have Only 10 to Live." Patient: "What Do You Mean, 10? 10 What? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

eight.

Added by azraelonikidd on October 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

13. A Wife Goes to Consult a Psychiatrist About Her Husband “My Husband is Acting So Weird. He Drinks His Morning Coffee and then He Goes and Eats the Mug! He Only Leaves the Handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

Added by azraelonikidd on October 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

14. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

Added by azraelonikidd on October 9, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. The Zoophile Messed Up

he really screwed the pooch.

Added by azraelonikidd on September 28, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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